That's An Insult To The PEZ Community

A statement you say out of pure anger after two fat dudes working a pawn shop only offer you $1,000 for your $2,500 PEZ collection.

"I can't believe one of them guys offered me a thousand dollars for fucking 50 pieces of PEZ, that's an insult to the PEZ community. I can't believe it; that's why they're chooches."

by eatingapenis May 10, 2021

que te folle un pez

Spanish for I hope you get fucked by a fish. Used to express screw you. Also good for laughs.

Cody: "You're girl's a bitch bro"
Duncan: "Que te folle un pez, dude!"
Cody: "LMAO"

by Are you laughing yet December 15, 2017

Chocolate pez

The small chunk off shit left in the pee hole of your dick after anal sex.

Damn, that bitch was so nasty last night! She did everything! She even sucked the chocolate pez out when I was done!

by Blackthorn1976 October 6, 2019

wez-pez

A female Australian normally age between 12 and 18 who has no morals and is basically living to pop out babies much like a pez dispenser, to get a $4000-$5000AUD baby bonus from centre link (Australian Government). These young sluts typically spend the money within or less than one week for financially supporting their drug and alcohol addictions. The infamous wez-pez can be spotted in the western suburbs of Victoria, more often than not in a small country town called Werribee. People should be aware that the pez-wez species has a 89.3% chance of being infected with a STD.
(Werribee = Wezza)

azza: "hey bazza, why is the line coming out of centre link so long?
bazza: "Good question azza, let me explain... these sluts are called wez-pez's, the government will give them a cheque for having a baby. On average more than 250 girls make a claim every day in Wezza, making centre link busier than the Werribee plaza."

azza: "Wow bazza, Shazza has just had her 17th baby. She must love children."
bazza: "Yeah maybe, and she's only 16. Good thing the government will help her drug addiction out with a $4000 bonus."

by azzafromwezza March 26, 2008

Human Pez Dispenser

To cut someones throat in such a way as to make their head fall back like a pez dispenser.

OJ got pissed and turned Nicole into a human pez dispenser!

by Trinacria January 16, 2009

$40 Pez

Ecstasy. $40 Pez is ecstasy.

That kid wears make up and pops $40 pez at raves.

by T-Curr April 8, 2006

give the pez

Salutation involving a reverse head nod where the chin makes a quick up and out motion, similar to the movement of the head on a pez dispenser. Especially helpful when wanting to say hello, but not wanting to engage in idle conversation.

"Hey, I saw whats-his-name from accounting the other day while I was at lunch."

"Did you say hi?"

"No didn't have time, but I did give the pez so he'd know I saw him."

by Henry Joe March 27, 2007