para-dick-trous

Having to perform hand jobs with both hands.

1. Hey Bob, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm para-dick-trous.

para-dick-trous by Sparksitup July 8, 2012

para los papeles

when your homie goes to Mexico and he brings back an immigrant to marry so that she can become legal

“¿te trajiste una vieja de mexico?”
“nomas para los papeles compa”

para los papeles by elmini January 9, 2020

para-apocalyptic 

A situation created out of fear that the end is coming, when in all probability it isn't. Feeling equivalent to the apocalypse, while not actually being there.

Empty shelves, empty stores, empty restaurants and empty streets, 'it's para-apocalyptic', he thought.

para-apocalyptic by Monkey's Dad March 13, 2020

Para’Dise 

The baddest pansexual bitch that you straight weird ass bitches can’t fuck with she is an alpha female and a Leo born on August 13th 2004 and she is wicked smart and a Bad Bitch so you other wack ass bitches need to take a seat because she will take your man PERIOD’T

Para’Dise is the most beautiful girl ever

Para’Dise by slumped.paradise🥰💫 December 18, 2020

para-bitch 

When someone is upset and bitching about something, but only to a certain extent.

"Look Stephanie, I'm para-bitching here but Sandy really screwed up last week with that order."

para-bitch by upheaval June 10, 2021

Para Thanavala 

Para is a person full of attitude and she’s very annoying. People hate her and she’s self obsessed.

Ew I hate all Para Thanavalas

Para Thanavala by yourmomhatesyou November 21, 2021

Para Fart 

Back when you were in school you would be hiding in the bathroom playing on your phone, maybe crying because Connor broke up with you. All the sudden one of the Para’s (para educators) would bust open the door and run to the toilet. All the sudden it’s WW3, the toilet bowl echos with the sound of atomic farts from the ass of the woman who was just sitting next to you in class helping you with math.

This mf in the stall next to me is fighting for their life… I heard a para fart and now I smell Taco Bell.

Para Fart by Traumatized Child January 29, 2022