ornadementia

the psycho-emotional drive to possess and acquire larger quantities of holiday decorations than reasonable persons would find excessive - for example, enough ornaments to overfill several more Christmas trees than safely fit into one’s home; ornadementia can in severe cases grow into an obsession for constantly buying ever more home décor of any category.

OMG, I don’t care that it’s 60% off! We don’t need another plastic statuette of Marilyn Monroe on any of our four Christmas trees! It’s just your ornadementia telling you that we need it, grrrl - just take a deep breath and hand me your wallet for safekeeping. Do it now.

by Gawdamned Yankee June 18, 2021

Orna Curran

A huge pussy but also incredibly cute. Can't take a compliment but takes insults even worse. Lovely person though

Don't be an orna Curran, come out with me

by Father samuel2e4 September 26, 2021

wall ornament

a reject/loner/loser/tool at a social function
usually has their back up against the wall

The man at the party was a total wall ornament, no one would dance to him.

by breezie February 25, 2008

Arm Ornament

A very attractive girl, found holding her boyfriend/date's arm.

Guy 1: Dude, look at his date!
Guy 2: Yeah, what an arm ornament...

by Dexi July 1, 2011

cincinatti hood ornament

Taking a dump on the hood of an adversaries vehicle as an act of retribution.

Jane cut John off on the freeway so he looked up her license plate. Found where she lived and gave her a fresh cincinatti hood ornament.

by Hayabusadude84 September 22, 2013

Cohoes hood ornament

Resulting from a domestic dispute, a woman climbs onto the hood of her newly ex boyfriend’s car. He decides to not let that stop him and ends up on the highway in Cohoes with his ex clinging to the hood and screaming obscenities at him.

Oh shit, look at that, a Cohoes hood ornament. Been a minute since I’ve seen one of those.

by Sbreps June 2, 2023

North St. Louis Hood Ornamemt

Similar to the St. Louis Hood Ornament, but you top off your poo with a sprinkle of fentanyl, carjack the vehicle's owner, and crash it into a parked car while eluding police.

Operator: "911...What's your emergency?"
Citizen: "I was driving on Natural Bridge near Goodfellow and somebody just gave me the ole North St. Louis Hood Ornamemt."

by Not_a_Cop March 6, 2020