When the chick in traffic ahead of you gets mad and blasts her diarrhea all over the hood of your car
What did she get locked up for? She was tired of getting honked at for driving too slow so she gave the guy a Delco Hood Ornament.
by Saul Okayishman April 30, 2025
Get the Delco Hood Ornament mug.When you run up to someone's car (especially during a road rage argument), pull down your pants, aim your ass at the front-center area of their hood, and put a big creamy shit there.
Named after the incident in Delaware County, Pennsylvania on April 30th, 2025, and named similarly to the Arizona Sunroof.
Named after the incident in Delaware County, Pennsylvania on April 30th, 2025, and named similarly to the Arizona Sunroof.
by SteankfoondThrongler May 15, 2025
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The act of giving and receiving round balls around the holidays, mostly in a super secretive way almost similar to secret santa... But the present is much better ;)
Gina texted tim to see if he wanted to do an ornament exchange tonight.
Tim said he'd love to do an ornament exchange.
Tim said he'd love to do an ornament exchange.
by NieSonDen December 9, 2017
Get the Ornament Exchange mug.a) a car that is so expensive, you wouldn't dare drive it; instead you just showcase it to the rest of the neighborhood in your driveway.
b) a car that is such a bucket, that you've given up on it, so it just sits gathering rust, vermin, and the occasional stoner.
b) a car that is such a bucket, that you've given up on it, so it just sits gathering rust, vermin, and the occasional stoner.
a) My neighbor bought a new Mercedes-Benz S65 AMG last year. I swear, the car hasn't moved since he drove it home from the dealership back in May. I swear, it's become a Driveway Ornament.
b)
Guy 1: Hey, is that your Dad's Impala outside?
Guy 2: yeah, but it doesn't work anymore.
Guy 1: has it achieved Driveway Ornament status yet?
Guy 2: most definitely, bro.
b)
Guy 1: Hey, is that your Dad's Impala outside?
Guy 2: yeah, but it doesn't work anymore.
Guy 1: has it achieved Driveway Ornament status yet?
Guy 2: most definitely, bro.
by ManWhoDrivesAnAcura January 8, 2015
Get the Driveway Ornament mug.The woman with the hood ornament had to be patted down by security because the metal detector went absolutely nuts.
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