holy crap on a stick

1. This is used when saying holy crap just doesn't do the situation justice. When someone shouts "Holy crap on a stick!", the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which the shout came. Otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome.

2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.

1. Jimmy rushed out of the men's room and shouted "Holy crap on a stick! Have you guys seen the mural of the nativity scene done in urine and soap in there?!!"

2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

orgasm on a stick

the oreo cookie bar and/ or a deep fried candy bar on a stick thats so delish it gives you a mouthgasm

hey mike how bout we go get a orgasm on a stick

by boobulayn April 5, 2009

sex on a stick

Someone you want to lick

That man is better than breakfast, he is sex on a stick. And I really like breakfast.

by gatorshaker July 21, 2011

holy shit on a stick

Strong expression that relays a sense of suprise and even panic at times. Not to be confused with i'll have a shit on a stick please.

That guy is going balls out! Holy shit on a stick!

by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003

Poop on a stick!

An exclamation used to replace "Oh crap!"

"Oh poop on a stick! I forgot my wallet."

by *The Boss* September 6, 2008

noob on a stick

a noob that sucks so much, some guy pwned him and put a stick up his arse for no apparent reason. This can occur also in moments of frustration, when a noob decides he needs to relax and put a stick up his bottom, or when a noob needs to drop a dookie they shove a stick up their arse to prevent an unwanted toilet trip away from world of warcraft. (DO NOT TRY THIS, noobs have been known to explode)

noob "hey guys go easy im new"
wow_man "haha ur such a noob"
thatguy "he hasnt killed ne1 and i keep pwing him, hes a noob on a stick"
noob "ohh..."

by Chris "Kreejo" JJ May 17, 2006

Buttcheek on a stick

When something hurts really bad from an action.

“Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!”

by i’mprettycooliguess May 18, 2019