dead mission

To describe a move or activity that isn't worth it.
Guy 1: Hey bruh you tryna go to Bowie this weekend to go see this girl?
Guy 2: Bowie far as hell naw! That's a whole dead mission.

Guy 1: I'm gonna go and try to get that lightskin girls number over there wish me luck.
Guy 2: She sitting with a group of dudes bruh you know that's a dead mission.
by Clutch_Oven April 20, 2016
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Moon Mission

When an executive officer of a publicly traded company YOLOs (see definition) their company's treasury into volatile assets in the hopes that said asset will go to the moon (see definition).

Not to be confused with Mars Mission (see definition) where a publicly traded company goes into debt for their treasury YOLO (see definition).
Oh my goodness, Michael Saylor bought even more Bitcoin (BTC) while it's going down! MicroStrategy (MSTR) is going on a Moon Mission!
by MrBezos June 23, 2021
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pissin mission

1. When you really need to urinate.
John went to the bathroom to go on a pissin mission.
by urbanuser455 April 20, 2008
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mission creep

Mission Creep happens when extra and often unnessesary details that are added to a project usually causing the project to spiral out of control. Mission Creep
slows down the process and causes things to creep along


I wanted to put closet organizers in this weekend but beacuase of Mission Creep I ended up spackeling the walls and painting the room as well.
by dpon62 January 22, 2008
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dummy mission

a wild goose chase. to chase after a goal impossible or difficult to achieve.
man this girl got me on a dummy mission...i cant find her g spot for nothin
by mischief August 08, 2003
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stoner mission

a hunt for food while you're stoned
"dude I'm hungry.I'm going on a stoner mission."
by 1 up September 24, 2007
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mission control

The decision maker in a relationship. A reference to the space program where the astronaut has to get anything and everything approved by the command center on earth.
Person 1: "Can you go golfing with us this weekend?"

Person 2: "I don't know. I'll have to check with mission control."
by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015
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