ground king

Term of describing a slow, nonathletical person playing a 3vsv3 basketball shooting game, the ground king always fails to attempt an ally oop because of its unnatural behavior, not a very good word to be said to anyone, but it's a highly accurate and unconventional term to define an athlete.

A: ahhhehehhhHAwhrhr AHAHHh shit sorry man, cant ally it in
B: iknow u cant, ur the ground king

by roflroflroflrofl March 17, 2008

Ground Klutz

A beast of Korean descent that is only able to travel on its guts or stomach. Using its legs as rudders it slowly clutters along whilst scraping its underbelly on the ground. A Ground Klutz easily evolves into a traffic slug when attempting to cross a road. Ground Klutz’s maintain a strict diet of Mc Donald's Frozen Coke and Menz Fruit Chocks; this enables the Klutz to continue its horrific hormonal educed rage. This rage is much like an EMP Missile, but instead of disabling all electronic equipment in vicinity, all nearby living creatures are Klutz upon with verbal slander, horrific claw attacks and psychological ensembles. The Klutz may also attain a bond with a victim of the opposite sex and of any species, harvesting all assets and creating a plasma shield that ensures an eternal bond against the victims will.

"Hey mummy, how come bowl's of rice can walk, oh never mind that’s a Ground Klutz with a Versace handbag. What a star! Just like Sarah Jessica Parker!"

by alpinesorcery February 15, 2009

pants on the ground

A person taht got gold in their mouth, hat turned sidewayz, pantz on teh ground. And act like they sum kewl catz lookin like sum fools, and walkz downtown with their pantz on the ground.

Pants on the ground is one of the most genius rap songs out there (well at least better than lil wayne) :P

by 10pm January 28, 2010

Birkenstocks on the ground

The presence of the popular sandal at an event or gathering. The preferred footwear for hippies, lesbians, old people and preppies.

"There were plenty of Birkenstocks on the ground at the Berkeley alumni reunion."

by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

look at the ground

a great one liner come back when you have nothing better to say. Normally leaving your harasser dumbfounded....meaning you win.

Team: Hurry up and get to first base, Twinkles!
Twinkles: "Look at the ground!"
Team: "what?"

Twinkles 1 - Team 0

by bellowing bullfrog March 10, 2009

balls on the ground

The secret true meaning of “ball’s on the ground!” in a disastrous football play as a player is ultimately humiliated as an inept and clueless jerk who dropped the ball.

Those sad Raiders and their sad balls on the ground are the most pathetic thing I’ve seen all day.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 1, 2019

Bubba Grounds

Verb: to take ones shirt off at a party and pelvic thrust while bashing beer cans with your face.

Noun: a person with excessive belly hair and nose bleeds

Favorite words: Douche, Twat, Cunt, and any variation or combination of these words

"Man, there was a total Bubba Grounds at the party last night!"

by Cjraburn July 13, 2009