missed opportunity

the annoying pair of words uttered when YT commenters think they can write a clever joke or funnier punchline, bordering on giving critique or "advice" when not asked for. this is seemingly all they took away from the video they watched, and they appear to be otherwise ungrateful to the creator's hard work and talent that is met by a snide comment in return.

YT Video: "My pigs escaped from my farm, and I don't know how but I'm real worried about them."
Commenter: "Missed opportunity to say 'who let the hogs out'"

by aaw1 April 15, 2022

Opportunity Curve

The moment when you take a turn on a moving vehicle and dramatically over-act the force of centripetal force to move closer/lean in to your. crush/significant other.

You took that opportunity curve quite sharply there, too bad she slapped you in the face...

by squid4hire August 30, 2011

Umplum opportunities

Numerous times or amounts or opportunities.

She had umplum opportunities to change her mind.

by Urban Literature January 18, 2021

Opportunely thesauric

When someone uses uncommon synonyms from a thesaurus at an opportune time either for strong comedic effect, to dramatically emphasize a point, or both.

Used in a Sentence:
"When did you learn all of those fancy words? You've been so opportunely thesauric lately."

-Example in Context-
Person 1: "How's your burger?"
Person 2: "It is simply divine."

by SoyBoyNamedTroy October 12, 2021

opportunity

You know when life gives you lemons...

Given the opportunity id probably bang Kim K

by GOD of DOGS April 20, 2018

opportunity woman

noun. A girl whose sole purpose is to enhance the lives of those around her by using her influence to empower. An alpha female. A lady boss. Knowing this type of person is a privilege and a blessing, so never take her for granted. She will remember her worth and act accordingly.

Ashley runs her own business, supports her community, and graduated from Stanford. She's such an opportunity woman!

by Queen ALR June 21, 2021

every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate

I am a every opportunity masterbater

by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021