Opportunely thesauric

When someone uses uncommon synonyms from a thesaurus at an opportune time either for strong comedic effect, to dramatically emphasize a point, or both.

Used in a Sentence:
"When did you learn all of those fancy words? You've been so opportunely thesauric lately."

-Example in Context-
Person 1: "How's your burger?"
Person 2: "It is simply divine."

by SoyBoyNamedTroy October 12, 2021

Opportunity

America’s way of saying minimun wage

America: Here is your opportunity job!
Me: I can’t wait to get my first jo-
America: Of 1 dollar a week
*Sigh*

by Some guy browsing in urban dic March 5, 2023

Opportunity Session

Obviously stupid

We are having an opportunity session on triangles tomorrow.

by Buggie 1706 March 22, 2019

opportuneity

A chance to either make (i.e., hum, play an instrument, etc.) or listen to a melody.

Herbert Cadbury used his uplifted mood after receiving a letter from Richie Rich, Jr. as an opportuneity to whistle happily.

by QuacksO May 26, 2023

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Opportunity whore

One that spends time and errort with another in order to only receive benefis for self. Similar to a Goldigger.

She only hangs around with him because he mows her yard, and fixes her car. "Opportunity whore"

by Boliver Snagnasty June 11, 2021

rusty opportunity

The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.

Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?

Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.

by 2014_chiguy June 12, 2014