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Alabama nutcracker

An intimate situation where the female cousin repeatedly punches the testicles of the male cousin while rubbing his penis with her gums and a peppermint candy in her mouth
Christmas Eve was so awesome. Betty-Jo gave me the best Alabama nutcracker of my life!
by Randomguy718 October 17, 2025
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Russian Bloody Nutcracker

Where your nuts also known as your family jewels are dunked in a open gas tank when you land a jump on a dirt bike and your wiener falls off
Like when you chop your nutsack and weiner off with a chefs knife, but with a dirt bike.

Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?
by ScroTard June 20, 2022
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nubcracker

An advanced form of noob, newbie, or nub. A person that is extremely inexperienced at whatever game is being played. Usually 9-12 year olds that talk alot of shit online. They are promptly killed/kicked/banned.
Teh Pwner: LOLZ, PWN U NUBCRACKER.

Teh Pwnd: NOOOOOO!!! STFU!!!
by TylerTehNubSlayer February 7, 2008
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Nuttcrackerday

November the 15 is spent by honoring the war gods by punching someone in the nutts. No babymaker’s are safe from a fist
Me: *punches my friend in the nutts*
Friend: Omg, why the fuck would you do that
Me: It’s Nuttcrackerday today, bitch!
by TheDogSpanker November 3, 2019
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