An intimate situation where the female cousin repeatedly punches the testicles of the male cousin while rubbing his penis with her gums and a peppermint candy in her mouth
by Randomguy718 October 17, 2025
Get the Alabama nutcracker mug.Where your nuts also known as your family jewels are dunked in a open gas tank when you land a jump on a dirt bike and your wiener falls off
Like when you chop your nutsack and weiner off with a chefs knife, but with a dirt bike.
Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?
Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?
by ScroTard June 20, 2022
Get the Russian Bloody Nutcracker mug.An advanced form of noob, newbie, or nub. A person that is extremely inexperienced at whatever game is being played. Usually 9-12 year olds that talk alot of shit online. They are promptly killed/kicked/banned.
by TylerTehNubSlayer February 7, 2008
Get the nubcracker mug.November the 15 is spent by honoring the war gods by punching someone in the nutts. No babymaker’s are safe from a fist
Me: *punches my friend in the nutts*
Friend: Omg, why the fuck would you do that
Me: It’s Nuttcrackerday today, bitch!
Friend: Omg, why the fuck would you do that
Me: It’s Nuttcrackerday today, bitch!
by TheDogSpanker November 3, 2019
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