coconut nostrils

Big wide set Nostrils, adj
Usually used as a racial slur
“That boy got big ass coconut nostrils”.

“That boy got big ass coconut nostrils”

by popapoppin January 29, 2018

Nostril Tampon

A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.

This method works, try it. Thank goodness for "Nostril Tampons"!.

by Unkle Foreplay September 2, 2010

nostril botherer

1. A nose biscuit baked in bum passage; a tummy shame.

2. One who serially bakes nose biscuits in public places.

Jesus Frank, can you smell that?! I wonder who the nostril botherer is this time...

by donorgasm July 6, 2010

nostril monstral

where a man puts his penis in a chicks nostril to fuck

dude i just gave your mom the nostril monstral

by MILFhunter2010 September 15, 2009

Bong Nostrils

The situation in which you hit the bong and suddenly one of your nostrils becomes clogged, yet you cannot blow anything out your nostril to clear it. Long term bong use can lead to more frequent bong nostril flare-ups.

Jon: Sniffles

Joe: Dude are you sick?

Jon: Nah man, just got some bong nostrils.

by Bongitis January 1, 2012

Nostril Flareage

When one's nostrils enlarge due to excitement of a sexual nature.

Erica was so excited when she was telling her friends about her boyfriends oral talents, she had serious "nostril flareage" It was very sexy!

by Biffs Pleasure Palace November 24, 2010

squirrels nostril

"Tighter than a squirrels nostril" somebody that isnt forthcoming when it comes to spending money.

Have you been the bar? your tighter than a squirrels nostril!

by Snaketrifle February 27, 2011