noot 

the feeling one gets when one is sick and/or is taking a nap in the middle of the day. One will get physically warm on the outside and mentally warm on the inside but be physically shivering. Sometimes drooling is involved.

Sonja was in a state of noot when she fell asleep on the three hour airplane ride to Atlanta.

noot by John October 13, 2004

Noot 

Verb - Noot is a word often used to describe a mixture of a hug and a lick at the same time. It is derived from the term Noot Noot and commonly used on the app 'Amino'.

Noun - A Noot is a human being assigned a special title by a madman on social media. It is an honour to be named a Noot. Some Noot's include; the first Noot, officer bootie Noot and the prized Noot.

"Hello yes, I am Noot. Lord of Noot. Here is a list of the Noot."

Noot by ...Eh... July 1, 2017

Noot and Toot 

When you grab a penis (noot) and fart (toot). Can also be a side effect of farting during a hand job, as long as you say "noot" while giving the penis a squeeze.

She gave him the old Noot and Toot. He decided it was better than no noot and all toot.

Noot and Toot by Lucently February 16, 2019

Noot 

1. The determined past tense of the word nut another way you could use this is “nooted”
2. The amazing sound that pengu makes

1) ah frick man, don’t you just hate it when you accidentally noot on your cousin. Yeah me too, brother
2) noot noot I want your boot
3) crap-il-sticks i accidenally nooted all over my sister. Gosh darn it brother what’ll I do now?

Noot by Yeetusmymeatus May 5, 2019

Noot Kampf 

A book linked with pingus fascist kingdom and writes about the penguins troubles with leading his penguin only empire like nation.

Neitin: have you read das booken
Nootenstein: vich booken?
Neitin: das booken Nooten Kampfenich
Nootenstein: youich meanich Noot Kampf?
Neitien: ya

Noot Kampf by Hecknfrick September 23, 2019

noot 

The act of having sex in the woods. Also known as nooting.

Dude I think I nooted last night!

What is nooting?

When you have sex in the woods.

noot by thebest!175 May 16, 2011

noot 

The complete opposite to "not".

Used:

1, To stress the importance or surprise of doing something.

2, To add more emphasis to your opinion of something.

3, To convey a stronger sense which just "I am" or "he is", for example, can never attain.

4, To reveal your intention to choose the unexpected option in a given situation, or conversely to mean "it would be rude not to".

5, To come back against someone else's opinion.

It is simple, but very effective, and can be used in numerous situations.

1, Bob: Check out that bird over there. She is noot hot!

Bill: Wow, i'm noot going over to chat her up!

2, Bob: I heard Fernando and Cristiano aren't that great at football...

Bill: They're noot great Bob! What are you on about??

3, Bob: I am so bored Bill, I just don't know what to do with myself.

Bill: Hmm..let me think... I know! We're noot going out on the town tonight!

noot by Nootcool August 19, 2008