noodling

the act of putting your flaccid dick inside someone’s asshole

have you ever tried noodling?

by idkwhattopithere January 11, 2022

noodling

The art of aimlessly searching the internet much longer than you ever intended to.

I was going to just check my email, but I ended up noodling for five straight hours.

by noodle master March 29, 2010

Noodle

Noodle

Cool cool noodles

by Beanie bean boy boy August 12, 2018

NOODLE

Predominantly high school girls or rich grad girls who are extremely straight and now even a slight bit bicurious but tend to have one vodka soda and make out with women.
Like noodles, they are straight when they're dry.

'omg look at Nina came up to me last night at the bar and started telling me how great i look and tried to kiss me, shes an extreme noodle'

by rad42 April 21, 2019

noodles

ramen noodles were made by romans since its called ramen noodles

someone: hey did you know that ramen noodles are roman

someone's friend: what

by 01101000 01100101 01101100 011 October 20, 2021

noodles

an invention that changed the course of history. Consists of soft and long pieces of wheat sometimes with sauce and soup. Makes people moan with pleasure when consuming.

Hey, wanna have something soft and long?

Your dick?

No, noodles...

by mrasiandingwong March 11, 2021

Noodles

A nickname for someone whose body reminds you of pasta. Leg day is apparently not a priority.

"Aye yo Noodles!" Denise yelled at Efren emphasizing his lack of calf muscle.

by Blackcat2020 July 8, 2017