Waffle Nonsense

The language used largely by Caithness Folks but also used outside of the county. Generally gets stronger after large amounts of alcohol but can be heard used by sober people also. It is usally most prevelant on Friday and Saturday nights and can sometimes be confused with Rapid Chat.....

Waffle Nonsense is not malicious it is basically what it says on the tin!!

"Honestly How often is it the weekend?" = pain old waffle nonsense

"And then a deer jumped into the car so i jump oot and grap it in a head lock and pummeled the bugger! He'll no be trying to get a free lift from me again!" = Hero Waffle Nonsense

So then i couldnae stop laughing....why am i laughing.....please stop me laughing.....what was i talking about again.........AMSTERDAM! - Pure Waffle Nonsense!!

Waffle Nonsense by Total Spacer May 24, 2010

Confunction nonsense 

Guyanese dumbass word which means stupidness

This is total confunction nonsense

Confunction nonsense by Yuh modda January 25, 2020

No-nonsense black girl. 

Contrary to popular belief, the no-nonsense black girl exhibits very much nonsensical behavior. She attempts to be a diverse member of society only to modestly reject others' praise of her realistic simulations of races that just are not her color. She has been known to suggest that you develop schitzophrenic habits and stay out of her thundering path. She's black, she's got a vagina, and she don't take none of dat silly ass nonsense sheeit. SHE WILL NOT CHANGE FOR YOU SO STOP TRYING SO HARD.

She's a No-nonsense black girl. She totally isn't changing her ways! Just look at her! No changes!

No-nonsense black girl. by Fooster October 31, 2012

Picking the sense out of the nonsense 

To get the truth or importance out of someone's story. To grasp the point of a story.

Me:"I have this friend,and she is in world of trouble. She needs to borrow $300 to pay her rent,and I don't know how to help her"

You:"So you need money to pay YOUR rent?"

Me:"Wow,how did you know?"

You:":eyeroll:PICKING THE SENSE OUT OF THE NONSENSE is what I do,dumbass"

Picking the sense out of the nonsense by JocularC62 August 29, 2010

Gordon "No Nonsense" Brown 

The New Prime Minister of the UK. Given this nickname due to his no-nonsense, get straight to the point style of doing things

Gordon "No Nonsense" Brown is the new PM of the UK

Gordon "No Nonsense" Brown by Uncle Leo July 29, 2007

productions of random nonsense 

Productions - P
Of - O
Random - R
Nonsense - N

An acronym used to conceal conversations regarding porn.

Charles: "Hey man that was some good por-"
Buck: "DUDE!" (girlfriend walks by)
Charles: "Sorry bro, but those were some good productions of random nonsense."
GF: "What are you guys talking about?"
Buck: "Nothin' much just funny youtube clips."

productions of random nonsense by yomammasnutsack February 26, 2011

bookend nonsense 

a term used by the older cenile generation referring to their lack of knowledge regarding modern day technology

"I don't understand this GPS system. This is all bookend nonsense!"

bookend nonsense by Nephilium November 13, 2011