The chair

A gameshow where players anwser up to 7 questions and can win up to $250,000. This gameshow is much different then anty other gameshow because the players have to lay down in a chair while strapped to a heart-rate monitor. If the contestant gets nervous then he will lose money until he can get his heart rate under control. The funny thing is its hosted by John McEnroe and you can't keep your eye's closed or he will say "don't do that!". In the middle of the game somthing will happen that could rise you heart beat high and you must keep your cool.

Did you watch McEnroe whack tennis balls at the players in the chair?

by ganban May 27, 2005

In the chair

Being fucked up from various things.
A person can use the term "in the chair" to express their emotional and physical feelings.

Drunk person:" I'm in the fuckin Chair."

*** person takes bong rip**
"that bong rip put me in the chair"

by BIGCHAIRDADDY November 19, 2018

Chair

Its a fucking chair what do you expect?

Its just a chair Karen

by shirokusheesh June 9, 2021

this chair

What I am sitting on. Also, the center of my life's activities as it is the most versatile utility in my whole 1-room apartment I share with 10 other people in Taiwan.

I am sitting on this chair right now. I will soon jerk off in this chair. I will soon get out of this chair. I will soon get back onto this chair. I will soon move this chair to where I want to sit. I will soon straddle this chair. I will soon use the pegs of this chair as a dildo. I will soon lean back in this chair. I will soon use this chair as a blunt weapon to murder someone. Indeed, I will soon do EVERYTHING with this fucking awesome chair.

by Bad C dev March 7, 2021

Chair

A solid that your buttocks gently lie on as you watch porn or I mean tv... sorry

That chair is likes my buttocks

by The lax god March 23, 2019

Chair

A multi-person sex club in school. Usually for 1 boy and more than 2 girls. For ages 11+.

Want to 'chair' later? 👌🏼😛

by TheHumanWhoDoesThings October 21, 2016

chaired

When you are given a 'new' & 'better' office chair, and forced to use it because it's new. See also; "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is."

Authority, "You can put your ass in the chair or the chair can go in yer ass, shlub."
Poor Shlub, "Fuck, I got chaired."

by Shlubs McGee January 24, 2016