newb sicle

a newb...but worse....very sicleish

stfu noob sicle!
Wow, what a noob sicle

by Jeremiah Matson January 30, 2005

Poker Newb

Created to define someone who plays very badly at poker. They continue to play horribly despite being told how to improve. They often get very lucky to win.

Mike Rice is a Poker Newb.

by Moneymaker November 20, 2004

uber newb

very stupid.

see n00b newb

embroidered version of newb, descending from n00b.

Lily: 100 divided by 20, thats 0.2 right?
Alice: you uber newb.

by Mikey Freakin' Way. (not really) June 11, 2008

silly newb

A stupid beginner in a game that doesn't know what hes doing. Can be said "silly ass newb"

p: LOL Kevin stop dying you silly newb
e: haha word kevins such a silly ass newb.

by flushing June 12, 2007

Newb

pronounced: ne-ew-buh
a derogatory word that means one who has the skill of a noob while having done a relatively large amount of something. incredibly stubborn, this degenerate sub-race of the human species thrives off of skilled others. they primarily troll in and around forums and online video-games

Starcraft tower deffence player 1: everyone should build their deffences like mine
SC TD player 2:that doesnt work newb, the enemies will just attack your photon cannons
SC TD P1(after match): you should have lissened to me, if you payyed attention, i didnt let any enemies through

by Dr. Lucifer Satan March 13, 2009

Newb-Heist

Used as Status:
Being the Newb-Heist on a server can only be referred to as someone who shows extraordinary skills and talent. The l337 version of one who calls them self a Noob-Heist

Used as Verb:
The action of entering in a online game and slaughtering all Newbs in the server with great speed and ease.

-In other words, the l337 and legit

Used as Status:
Whoa! Did you see last night? Charlie and Dennis got pwnt by that Newb-Heist. We gotta watch out for those guys til' we get better...

Used as Verb:
Whoa! Did you see that last night? Charlie and Dennis got completely Newb-Heisted(Past tense verb translation)... We gotta watch out that doesn't happen to us...

by CaMmB December 15, 2008

Pro_-Newb

is renowned for running two sisters side-by-side

Pro_-Newb turned the sisters into Eskimo Sisters

by 5 Gents January 4, 2022