by soggynapkin April 4, 2011
Get the Soggy Napkin mug.A napkin or cloth strategically placed on a plate or dish underneath pickles to block the flowing of juice from saturating another food.
by Chrissypoo9992 August 14, 2018
Get the Pickle napkin mug.A piece of paper, napkin or otherwise, used to absorb a load of jizz that a man produces when jerking off to relieve stress.
This has been a crappy day at work. I'm going to grab some stress napkins, go to the bathroom, and have some alone time.
by knightsofsesquipedalia March 17, 2015
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"I thought Alexandra was showing some affection for her good 'ol Uncle Mike but she just needed an Uncle Napkin."
by KingOfKensington February 5, 2010
Get the Uncle Napkin mug.the pile of napkins one brings to the table at a restaurant such as chipotle or taco bell for everyone in the group to use. this pile is also much to large for everyone in the group to actually use and is therefore left in neat pile on the table for the next group of people.
by dishes are done May 31, 2010
Get the mutual napkins mug.When one one or more parties chooses to suck a cock and refuses to swallow the seamen thus choosing to spit into a daisy napkin.
by too infinity and beyond June 11, 2019
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I took a crap at work and couldn't wipe my ass very good so I placed an ass napkin inside the back of my underwear over my butt until I could get home later and wipe and clean properly.
by paulmor909 September 5, 2016
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