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Guy1: "Hey, um, aren't you on myspace?"
Girl2: "Yeah...fucking stalker..."
Myspace by L0ve_Kills March 30, 2005
Absolutely pointless "networking tool" that high school students overuse in an attempt to gain and then flaunt popularity. A potentially useful dating/networking tool for adults gone awry because it became a contest to see who could get the most "friends" added... (and by friends I mean other insecure teenagers adding you back in order to increase THEIR OWN friends count). An addiction where you must sign on every .3232134 seconds to see if anyone posted a comment, sent you a message, or put up a bulletin (to tell them to check out their new "hawt sexy pics!" a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face)
Add me on myspace so my popularity can soar!
myspace by Allie March 24, 2005

MySpace Hoes 

Females who have no life, there day usually consist of putting on different outfits such as lingerie or bathing suites and taking pics just to add to there myspace page. These are usually unattractive gurls who don't really look like much in person so they take pics wit there camera phones in the bathroom mirror from there best angles and use them to try to find guys to get attention from.
about 75% of the females on Myspace are Myspace Hoes
MySpace Hoes by Chyna_gurl January 27, 2007

Myspace Whore 

A person who consumes most of their time on the internet website myspace.com. These people are often loved by their scene friends. An addiction is often present in these people.
"Look at that loser girl over there, she takes revealing pictures of herself and tries to get guys as a myspace whore"
Myspace Whore by eric February 28, 2005

myspace pic 

A photo taken for myspace whereby the person has previously spent hours putting on makeup and getting the right angle so their myspace friends will think they are photogenic and so they can recieve comments on how amazing they are. Usualy taken by a myspace whore. Basically, an extreamly vain picture which is always better looking than the person.
comment my new myspace pic
myspace pic by camara September 7, 2008

myspace bulletin whore 

Usually a female who is on myspace any free minute they get and repost every bulletin to cross their page. It is usually the most annoying friend on your list.
My last 20 bulletins are from the same person, what a myspace bulletin whore.