My Guy

The guy everyone goes to when they're feeling down

"That's my guy!"

by LL760DD February 26, 2024

My Guy

A term commonly used by Homosexuals, to refer to other males. Extremely irritating to heterosexuals. Very similar to "Bro", "Bruh", "Brah", "Breh"...

I get hard anytime a male reders to me as "my guy". I'm a man that loves to flirt with other men that call me "Bro", or "Bruh"! It's hot!

by Redjacketracing March 26, 2025

Alaskan McGuyver

The Alaskan McGuyver is when a man living in cold regions finds it difficult to jack off because his fingers have turned into icicles. He proceeds to put his bottle of lubricant of choice into the microwave at 100 percent power for 45 seconds to achieve a comfortable heat level and consistency for his subsequent jerk off sesh to Eskimo porn.

Always remember it's 0:45 not 4:50 on the timer and microwave cooking times may vary.

We got the first snow of the year tonight. My hands are so cold I'll have to pull an Alaskan McGuyver before I fire up pornohub.com.

by nancyscrew April 19, 2018

Haha My Guy

Unfortunate, Sucks for you, Lol

Haha my guy is used as a response to statements such as:
I tripped and fell
You took long to pay me
I got married

by ze_butcher March 3, 2026

Filthy mcguyver

The act of making a condom out of whatever is on hand

The condom broke, but he pulled a filthy mcguyver and made one out of saran wrap and my hair tie.

by Mr.bunny86 July 23, 2025