above my nuts

it means to be up and doing something with yourself and not just sitting on ur ass and doing nothing when you have a goal to reach. when you're sitting, your nuts are on the same level as your lap instead of hanging underneath you. when your up, you're above your nuts.

Eugene: "she like me cause i'm above my nuts. never on my ass"

by rippeep March 28, 2021

Hold my nuts from the back

A derogatory phrase that embellishes the phrase "hold my nuts". By adding the "from the back", a whole new context is added to the situation. The individual is no longer standing eye to eye as an equal and merely offering a courtesy by bearing the weight of your tremendous jewels; oh no, said individual is bent over, embracing whatever emotions you intend to lay upon them, as well as, cradling your low hanging fruit in order to prolong the occasion. If I could describe this phrase in a single word, I would use domination, as the individual receiving said phrase is being described as the pinnacle of submissiveness.

(Look "fuck you" and "screw you" by definition imply you would like to partake in an act of coitus with said individual, however, both are used as a derogatory phrase to imply you do not enjoy said individual. A hate coitus if you will. This phrase takes it a step further. You are welcome.)

Reginald Booker Jr. : I must say, your jacket does not match your trousers, however, did you leave the house thinking that fashion choice was a bright idea?
Brad: Dude you tuck your shirt into your underwear and your tighty whiteys stick out sometimes.
Reginald Booker Jr. : *Scoffs* Why I never, I will be informing HR that I no long feel comfortable in your presence.

Brad: Hold my nuts from the back, Reginald.

by Pee pee poo poo 69 July 30, 2023

stepping on my nuts

aggressively proving a point that is completely false in order to falsify a truth.

Quit stepping on my nuts with that information. I know the right answer and it isn't what you are telling me.

by imstoneybologna October 7, 2015

Going shopping with my nuts

To sit on the front railing of a shopping cart with your legs open. Usually with someone pushing you to crash into something like a pole or pillar.

The red striped man called out "I'm going shopping with my nuts" then he learned what happens at the end when he hurt his nuts at the pole.

by Paul Stompbox December 29, 2018

Hum on my nuts

the perfect response when someone disagrees with you but you really couldn’t care less

you can hum on my nuts

by dicksnmuffins March 31, 2021

bite my nuts you moronic putz

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.

Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.

by scodder May 28, 2010

drag my nuts

It’s a SC phrase meaning- we finna be on all bullshit and we finna trash niggas

Aye bra niggas keep playin im finna drag my nuts

by 1lilerik March 14, 2023