mutually assured destruction

Of two warring factions, where one group strikes and the other retaliates with the same force, resulting in the obliteration of both.

"Speak of mutually assured destruction... nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest!"

by Saucy September 2, 2003

Master Mutaito

Master Roshi, and Master Shen's master. He saved the world from King Piccolo by using the Mafuba (Evil Containment Wave in the English dub), and dies because of it. He meets with Goku in the past as part of his training, but Goku is no match for him. This is curious seeing how Goku was able to defeat King Piccolo prior to his training, and Master Mutaito is no match for King Piccolo despite this. It may be his superior fighting technique and Goku's lack of mental discipline that make him able to beat him.

Master Mutaito's hairstyle is the same as the wig Master Roshi wore when disguised as Jackie Chun.

by kyle.biddle January 14, 2011

Mutual Roofination

The coincidental slipping of roofies to both individuals at a two-person party, each planning to have their way with the other as soon as he/she looses consciousness.

Dean Carlisle: So, Franco? How you feelin'?
Franco Genovese: To tell you the truth, I'm pretty tired. That last drink really went to my head.
Dean Carlisle: zzzzzzzz
Franco Genovese: Shit! Mutual roofination!
Franco Genovese: zzzzzzzz

by Genovese, Franco July 28, 2011

mutually exclusive

A statistical term saying the probability of two events cannot occur at the same time.

A "milf" is an example of something non mutually exclusive; as a mom occuring and being hot occuring, can indeed happen at the same time.

by snapy48 January 9, 2009

Feelings Mutual

A lil uzi vert song

Did you hear Feelings Mutual by Lil uzi vert?

Who’s that?

by Uthought12 May 8, 2019

mutually assured destruction

Happens when one person wittingly shares fluids with another person who is H.I.V. Positive or vice versa.

Tom agreed to roger Bill which is an agreement of mutually assured destruction.

by Peter Nubile September 2, 2003

mutual napkins

the pile of napkins one brings to the table at a restaurant such as chipotle or taco bell for everyone in the group to use. this pile is also much to large for everyone in the group to actually use and is therefore left in neat pile on the table for the next group of people.

randy and his friends kindly left their mutual napkins at the table for the next group to use.

by dishes are done May 31, 2010