murphed up

Being extremely intoxicated and abrasive.

Man, I drank a bottle of Jamo last night. I was completely murphed up.

by Murphy mcmurphy August 8, 2015

The Murph Zone

The place a person enters when they space out mid conversation. Usually he result of severe untreated ADD.

"Yo I was talking to him earlier and he completely spaced out mid sentence."
"Oh he just entered the murph zone don't worry about it."
"Oh, he should probably get medicated for that huh?"
"yeah"

by americawet February 8, 2022

Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"

Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.

by Random NPC June 28, 2020

Club Murph

A gay organization where many men jerk each other off and do each other up the butt. The ring leader is also Tim Murphy. They also compare the size of there small packages.

Im going to Club Murph today.

by Tim Murphy January 8, 2005

b-murph

when a guy sticks his penis and balls in any hole on a female

she let me pull a b-murph

by John Jhones July 24, 2008

murphed out

verb : to behave in a crazy way, particularly characterised by weird facial expressions followed shortly by rapidly falling asleep.

lol, i totally murphed out last night!
I must have been taking murph pills

by ego-chimp September 30, 2005

Reverse Murph

When an inebriated individual reappears at the bar after performing an Irish goodbye (Murph).

Shaggy: Where is Sean?
Jay: He Murphed over an hour ago.
Nicole: No, he is sitting over there on the bar stool.
Sean: I'm right here!
Abby: What an awesome reverse Murph!

by Gheen April 6, 2011