munted pig

someone that looks like Cheyne Elliss

" That boy looks like a munted pig"

by munted pig 47 June 19, 2022

Munted 69er

You & a couple of your mates dig up 2 freshly decomposing corpses, & proceed to each engage in a lil necrophilia fun filling the corpses. Your main "home boi " then orally extracts the mixture of decomposition juices and semen from both corpses and spits into a cup .

After spitting the cocktail into a cup they share it amongst the group... (The Urban D Game - two corpses 1 cup )

Munted 69er .. cocktails all round boys!

by Nauti No.5 July 17, 2024

Team Munted

Team Munted- Is a group of bad ass individuals who generally fucks shit up. If you are apart of Team Munted you are probably a wakeboarder and bang numerous sluts. To become a member you have to go thru a series of getting Munted in general

Oh my gosh, Did he eat that chick out for an hour in the back of my truck and not get laid?

Yeah that's why he is part of Team Munted.

Why does he have alcohol poisening?

He just won his first wakeboard pro tour stop and got fucked up with team munted.

by The Munted Cowboy July 19, 2012

Muff Munted

The abilitiy to eat out a pussy like a Rotwiler looking for his favorate chew toy.

Guy 1: Pete muff munted Sheilal like a worm in a trap last night.
Guy 2: Thats what I hered, aparently she screamed like like there was no tomorow.

by Hamburgler 69 February 1, 2010

D'munted

Twisted and loving it .. the peak of your high the morning after a big night out on the Pingers.

The stage prior to becoming Shmended

He double dropped at 10am then had a cone. Welcome to club d'munted.

by Adellaallure May 14, 2021

Gutter munted

To be so intoxicated that all motor contol ceases and you end up passing out. Typically occurring on the roadside, footpath, or public park.

Barnaby was properly gutter munted last Wednesday

by Scarbs73 February 11, 2024

Munter

Term used to describe an unattractive, unkempt and/or unsanitary woman. An example could be a homeless, drug addled street hooker.

A scruffy dirty, ugly appearance. Such as a homeless prostitute that doesn't shower, change clothes etc.

An alternative word to the likes of minger, minga, stinker, mutt, dog, witch, sket, slag, trout, harlot, ho, trollop etc

Did you see that girl at dancing with Dave last night? A total munter!

by Llewelyn Dowd October 20, 2022