MULLEN

Back out of a football match last minute with a poor excuse

When A player lets the team know hours before kick off m he couldn’t play football. He pulled a Mullen

by Southport Trinity February 16, 2022

Mason mullins

Guy named mason

Mason mullins is trash at 2k . This dude Mason Mullins dribble’s like hes fighting with his controller.

by Masonmmm April 5, 2022

mullins

Noun; A bad handjob

Guy 1: Man, I just got a mullins.

Guy 2: Why? What happened?

Guy 1: Well, she kinda just gripped the tip and ripped down; I don't think I'll be able to piss straight for days.

by G5Cudmore October 30, 2010

shane mullen

A beautiful, intelligent, sexy beast who has the sexiest body in the world. And he has a huge d**k.

"omg did you see that shane mullen walk by! i think i passed out!!!!!"

by strikerman101 October 2, 2011

Mullings

A long, stiff, rigid turd. Often the type that bursts blood vessels on its way out.

"I took a shit last night, it was a total Mullings. I spent 2 hours in the ER afterwards"

by Hero of War February 3, 2010

mulling one

To decide upon mulled wine to be the beverage of choice, at any given choice. Works particularly well when up in the Austrian mountains, a perfect skiing apres (or during).

Umma mull one - I'm going to go and have some mulled wine?

Mulling one - the act of choosing mulled wine as your beverage of choice

by RedBrick December 29, 2011

Corfe Mullen

An overgrown Gypsy camp protruding like a puss filled boil upon the wrinkled shit encrusted anus of Wimborne, Dorset, UK.

Known by the locals as the Mullen, there are a number of society's disappointments to be found in the Dorset Soldier Public House, in fact the pub is famous for accommodating more down and out's than the entire chain of JD Weatherspoons combined.

If you stumble into 'the Mount' Public House at the other end of the Village you can expect to find an atmosphere as pleasant as the vaginal discharge from the decomposing remains of the worlds most prolific whore.

N.B. Mother's day can get confusing in this village as most people give cards and presents to their sisters.

If you own a white van or low loader, it is not recommended that you drive it through 'the Mullen' without ensuring you have an orange light affixed to the vehicle.

{upon arriving in Corfe Mullen}
Boy: "This place is a shit hole"
Girl: "It could be worse"
Boy "Yeah, could be in Sturminster Marshall I suppose"
Girl: "That's right, Far Corfe....."

by naturesgreatest May 1, 2012