muffin

muffins means sex. You can say muffins anytime you would normally say the word sex.

I like muffins! We had muffins last night.
Home-made muffins
Otis spunkmeyer muffins (old people sex)
Lemon poppy seed muffins (sex when you're high)

by ataranlen September 7, 2006

muffin

The one thing that pisses off cops more than being called a pig.

person "hey you pig!!"
cop "eh whatever"
person "hey muffin!!"
cop "what did you call me?!?!?" *pulls out gun*

by Dennis Kipp October 15, 2007

muffin

a girl who's name you dont know but want to have sex with her

hey muffin... wanna hang at my crib

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

muffin

When someone's clothing is too tight and a bulge of fat sits over the rim.

"My god Joe, that lady's muffin is big enough to feed africa"

"Tuck your muffin in Libby!"

by outlookonlife July 30, 2006

muffin

a male with a pathetic "bowl" hair cut, bushy hair, a big head

a woman with a bushy vagina

"Tommy got jipped with a fucking muffin"

by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

muffin

a coming together or gathering of women and specificly their muffs

"my sister is having a sleepover tonight"
"cool, a muffin at your house"

by Johnny bad boy B February 28, 2007

muffin

a muffin is a vagina it sprouts when it get real hot and wet.

my girlfriends muffin was squirting at me letting me know its ready

by Big JUls August 22, 2004