tallahassee mudflap

That act of shitting in the shower and violently slapping the bottom of your foot making sure to splatter it onto the walls of the shower and leaving it there to dry

Man that one nasty ass Tallahassee Mudflap dude.

by DAT THICCC BITCH 6969 March 29, 2017

filipino mudflap

Similar to a columbian necktie except the penis pulled into the body redirected backwards and pulled back out through the victims asshole.

B: Did you hear about the new torture technique the Filipino mafia is using?
D: Yeah, the Filipino mudflap sounds like a real pain in the ass!

by gnomecrusher June 16, 2018

Taliban Mudflap

Taliban mudflap: (noun) a sexual act, wherein the female (or male in the case of insurgents) is being penetrated from behind while wearing a skirt (or man jamies), when he approaches the point of ejaculation, the male pulls out screams "lalalalalala" or a similar jihadist exclamation and finishes in her ass.  When complete he cleans himself on the skirt (or in the case of insurgents, the back of his buddy's shirt).

Dude, look at the back of that chicks skirt, she just came out the restroom with her man...looks like he got the booty, she's sportin a Taliban Mudflap

by RoosterWHMC2 February 10, 2012

Kentucky Mudflap

1.Noun A common term for mullet
2.Noun loose, moldy vaginal lips

1.ME:man, earl needs to shave his kentucky mudflap

Bob:Ya he looks like white trash

2.jill got banged so hard that her vag was turned to a kentucky mudflap

by theV@gtibleF@rmer March 6, 2011

Italian Mudflap

Noun; The act of slapping a person across the head or chest with a piece of poop that is halfway out of the performer's anal cavity.

After giving his wife a boston steamer, he gave her an italian mudflap on top of it.

John got an italian mudflap from his college buddies while he was passed out.

by Johnny Knock-Knock May 5, 2010

Mandalay Mudflap

When your lady is dropping a deuce, you stick your dick in her mouth pinning her to the back of the toilet so she can't get away.

I gave my girl a Mandalay Mudflap on the way to the shower.

by jungle James February 11, 2010

Dutch Mudflap

Having sex with a woman by sliding your penis between her labia.

She was kind of freaked out when I DUTCH MUDFLAPPED her.

by BigDaddy1013 May 10, 2016