JP Mortgage

A local cult in the greater Fort Collins area

I got JP Mortgage tattooed on my back

by Apope March 8, 2022

Reverse mortgage

A reverse mortgage is when you are sick and have diarrhea. When you rush to the bathroom and sit on the toilet it's just a fart.

Oh my God!! I thought I had to shit my pants, but it was just a reverse mortgage.

by Bbonemoney January 12, 2024

subprime mortgage

higher-risk credit mortgages which has interest rates that can adjust over time, which is bad and best to stay away from

During the housing boom of the mid-2000s, many lenders were giving subprime mortgages to borrowers with low credit scores, contributing to the subsequent financial crisis

Boss: You know, subprime mortgages were a big topic during the last financial crisis?
You: Ah, yes, *sips coffee* I love talking about business

by seee..pearl April 23, 2024

refinance your mortgage

the act of financing your mortgage again, in other words shitting on your partner

"I love to refinance your mortgage every single night!"

by jerry c June 24, 2007