sticky moose

The act of ejaculating in a female's hair. Then taking said female's hair and molding it into antlers. Thus making her a sticky moose.*
*note. The term sticky moose has a double meaning as the victim both looks like a moose and also has a moose-like liquid in her hair, only stickier.

Now Regina's a sticky moose!

by bogos zilch September 11, 2007

Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substance in the body

“You drunk right now?”
“Nah, Im sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

swamp moose

The chick you never want to meet in a dark alley. Ugly. DAMN ugly.

That broad is a Dundalk swamp moose.

by Stoney in Baltimore February 13, 2004

squeeze the moose

Related to moose knuckle. When her pants are so tight that the outline of her lips are visible - taking on the appearance of a moose knuckle.
To squeeze the moose, her gentleman grabs her by the "knuckle" and squeezes the lips together, with her clitoris in the middle. The result is typically an orgasm.

He likes to squeeze the moose when we're in public moose knuckle camel toe

by GushingForth May 5, 2015

seal moose

a floppy dick that kind of looks like an elephant seal's nose and a moose's face combined. This particularly happens when a guys dick gets rejected by a girls clunge.

"Dude I just got seal moosed last night."

by Elephant seal February 10, 2017

Spicy Moose Jelly

The same condition that occurs to create Moose Jelly but the liquid left behind after the fart or shart that covers the outer linings of the butt/asshole is from a spicy meal or meals such as Thai food, Mexican food, habanero salsa, etc. Spicy Moose Jelly is noted by a lingering burn and sting of the anus from just even just the smallest amount of jelly.

Darlene started her day off with a delicious jalapeno omelet. At lunch, she joined several co-workers at an office Super Bowl party where she enjoyed several bowls of five alarm chili. For dinner, her husband treated her to dinner at her favorite Thai restaurant where she enjoyed the extra spicy Thai noodles. Her day of savory and spicy dining caught up with her the next day, however. During a morning meeting, Darlene attempted to pass gas due to her bloated feeling and ended up with Spicy Moose Jelly. She sat and squirmed in her seat until the meeting was over so she could do a quick wipe job and relieve the sting.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2014

Solid Moose

- Strong minded, firmly built person

The large man who fought against the mob could only be described as a Solid Moose

by snake123 March 8, 2009