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Montezuma spirit 

A woman that has grown kids that tells people she has money. Let her kids bring guest to the house and if your her man and do not want to be in an open relationship she will cheat on you with her daff ass daughter friend whom she is not giving pussy to but paying the guy car notes and rent because she is a desperate dater and a serial cheater. That goes around posting on Tic Tok at sixty years old which the average user on Tic Tok is between 18-24 years old.

Throws her man money away. Has a daughter that is worst than a stud because she is a daff. Has a son that wrote the Bible about how to go to jail and go Next-Gen on his donut of a stud mom.

His mom tries to teach guys she meet that she is a sadist. Most guys only hear the invitation of money. She is a stud. Since the first four letters of student is Stud she tries to play innocent all the while naming her man an undercover porn star or a stripper but wires money to guys that look like Nas X.

All the while draining you of your confidence and little sense you may have by fucking the living shit out of you. While her family find guys to throw bands too. She claims to have a pulling pantyhose party. The problem is it’s a pattern that the bitch is just nuts and tries to convince a man to stay with her so her family can find other man’s so she can wire her man’s money away without him ever seeing a rack or getting to touch anything.
It could be a man or a woman because the Aztec emperor Montezuma just like any other demon has to be stoned and chopped into pieces like Osirius. The demon comes back in a family if it’s a woman then she wants her son to sell drugs and wants to date her son friends. Example: Woman tells a man that she got money. Daughter brings her friend to the house that shits on her mom’s old man because he eat cockroaches and because her momma’s man can get money. Montezuma spirit
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Montezuma’s Grenade 

Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.
I’m going to give Trisha Montezuma’s Grenade.

What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?

It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.
My first love. I did him so wrong and no amount of words or apologies would ever make up for how much I hurt him. I made so many excuses for why I did what I did, when overall I was hurting. I was going through a lot and I wasn’t happy with myself, so I took it out on him. Nothing was his fault and he didn’t deserve anything that I ever did to him. I truly loved him, and honestly still do to this day. He’s happy now with a family of his own, but sometimes I still want to tell him the truth about everything and what he deserves to know. I’m sorry for cheating, lying and manipulating you because I wasn’t happy with myself.
1: Hey, you still talk to Montez?
2: No. Montez was a good dude.

Stuttering Monties 

A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.
When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.

mackenzie montez 

A cute and wonderful girl! She’s so hot but doesn’t know it. She’s sweet, nice, friendly. She has a big booty. She can always make your day when you are sad, by just her beautiful smile. If you ever meet her, don’t let her go, or you will regret it. She doesn’t let people hurt her or the people that are close to her. She’s been through a hard tragedy, but, it’s nothing that she can’t handle. She seems shy, but is really just a weirdo. She’ll be precious in your life. Don’t let her go.
Girl: Have you met Mackenzie Montez?
Girls2: Yeah, she is so sweet

D'Montez 

A super sigma male that has hoes all around him they follow him like cats he so cool and cute everyone who walks near him goes into heat and runs towards him hes so sigma!!
Oh thats the sigma male D'Montez i can feel his aura.
D'Montez by Dniggatooreal June 13, 2024