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The fear of monocles
Usually obtained after meeting the monocle wearer final antagonist of the novel Lord Of The Mysteries
Usually obtained after meeting the monocle wearer final antagonist of the novel Lord Of The Mysteries
3 friends gather
friend 1 "Hey, whats up!!"
friend 2 "sup!!"
friend 3 " yall, have you guys read this novel called lord of the mysteries? it's really good!! the final antagonist wears a monocle, is insane and creepy.. he gave me monoclephobia and goosebumps...."
friend 1 & 2 "We did read this before! truly a great novel... *pulls a monocle out of nowhere*
friend 3 *Screams and runs away*
friend 1 "Hey, whats up!!"
friend 2 "sup!!"
friend 3 " yall, have you guys read this novel called lord of the mysteries? it's really good!! the final antagonist wears a monocle, is insane and creepy.. he gave me monoclephobia and goosebumps...."
friend 1 & 2 "We did read this before! truly a great novel... *pulls a monocle out of nowhere*
friend 3 *Screams and runs away*
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