by the talkin monkey with a hat October 24, 2008
"IT IS FUNKI MONKI FRIDAY" *monki noises*
by Furry Owo February 03, 2021
meaning that your a stupid skinni weiwei.
Never mess with a skinny monki u don’t know there powers and what the hold.
Never mess with a skinny monki u don’t know there powers and what the hold.
thing1: hey look it’s the skinny monki
Victim: FONT MAKE ME U LEASH MY INER SELF
thing2: wow I’m scared
Victim: *turns to a slim monki that looks like those yogurt commercials*
Thing1:HAHDJAJD
THING2: 😭*crying of laughter*
victim: look at that u guys r squeakers
Victim: FONT MAKE ME U LEASH MY INER SELF
thing2: wow I’m scared
Victim: *turns to a slim monki that looks like those yogurt commercials*
Thing1:HAHDJAJD
THING2: 😭*crying of laughter*
victim: look at that u guys r squeakers
by foot lice December 11, 2020
When your girl rubs her feet all over your dick while you smell her sweaty shoes and you bust a fat nut.
by MonkyDUAHHH May 26, 2020
Chad is chad which is why he monkey. He fought in the great monkey war. Between the Orangutans, and the Gorillas. It was a war where murder.
As said from PatatoSald the great monkey:
“In the great monki war, one of the monkis got injured. But chad saved him when he was in his prime age, he carried for the Gorillas and killed the Orangutans forcing the Orangutans to surrender.”
Chad later died of obesity
As said from PatatoSald the great monkey:
“In the great monki war, one of the monkis got injured. But chad saved him when he was in his prime age, he carried for the Gorillas and killed the Orangutans forcing the Orangutans to surrender.”
Chad later died of obesity
"For every great Monki there are chads and for great chad there are bad monki's but every monki has a good in it so never judge a monki by its first impression." -Zipez A great monki chad
by Furry Owo February 03, 2021
A term used for those who choose to engage in narcissistic abuse, triangulation, coercive control, and gaslighting along with the head Narc. The "ring leader" sets the stage for people that will tell the truth about who they are, the flying monkies intimidate harass, judge and otherwise manipulate and torture the victim. The goal for all of them is the pleasure of bringing someone down who can see right through them.
'Did you see the way A's son's father just fell right into being one of his other baby mama's flying monkies?!' "Yeah both B and C have been relentless and downright ugly to her, I didnt realize those two were so damn pathetic they have to go and have a smear campaign against her?" SHES A GOOD MOM
by YouCantStopMeBruh December 31, 2021
Self-aware robotic organisms hell bent on destroying their own world. They drive power from guzzling green juice.
by G Monkie May 27, 2009