steel monkies

wen a guys testicles arent hanging down buy wen your sack is kind of shriveled

oh my god lindsay tried to kick me in the balls but it didnt hurt because i had steel monkies

by melvin or taco bell January 20, 2009

Monkied

Self-aware robotic organisms hell bent on destroying their own world. They drive power from guzzling green juice.

What a monkied looking dude. Isn't that a gliving monkie

by G Monkie May 26, 2009

talking monkies

the most awsome thing known to man

dude, those talking monkies is so fuxin awsome

by the talkin monkey with a hat March 8, 2009

Flying Monkies

A term used for those who choose to engage in narcissistic abuse, triangulation, coercive control, and gaslighting along with the head Narc. The "ring leader" sets the stage for people that will tell the truth about who they are, the flying monkies intimidate harass, judge and otherwise manipulate and torture the victim. The goal for all of them is the pleasure of bringing someone down who can see right through them.

'Did you see the way A's son's father just fell right into being one of his other baby mama's flying monkies?!' "Yeah both B and C have been relentless and downright ugly to her, I didnt realize those two were so damn pathetic they have to go and have a smear campaign against her?" SHES A GOOD MOM

by YouCantStopMeBruh December 31, 2021

monkys

Someone who is very stupid and generally sucks at life.

Alyssa is honestly such a monkys, she can’t do anything. She sucks at video games, school and sports.

by Chris P May 19, 2019

Skinny Monki

meaning that your a stupid skinni weiwei.
Never mess with a skinny monki u don’t know there powers and what the hold.

thing1: hey look it’s the skinny monki
Victim: FONT MAKE ME U LEASH MY INER SELF
thing2: wow I’m scared

Victim: *turns to a slim monki that looks like those yogurt commercials*

Thing1:HAHDJAJD
THING2: 😭*crying of laughter*
victim: look at that u guys r squeakers

by foot lice December 11, 2020

monki

monki, is what you call a Monkey, as a nickname.

yo that monki bussin

by supermna October 7, 2022