A bong monkey is like a little fairy god mother for stoners.
Imagen this, Your having a session on the bong by yourself, at the computer, bit o' the trippy music.
You decide that its bong time, you grind your weed and go for you downpipe.
At the moment you see it, you realise the bong is all ready stacked and ready. w1n.
This is the typical work of bong monkeys.
Their work can also be seen when people find bags of weed when their out and about.
Imagen this, Your having a session on the bong by yourself, at the computer, bit o' the trippy music.
You decide that its bong time, you grind your weed and go for you downpipe.
At the moment you see it, you realise the bong is all ready stacked and ready. w1n.
This is the typical work of bong monkeys.
Their work can also be seen when people find bags of weed when their out and about.
1:Sweet man! I love the bong monkeys <3
2:Bong monkeys? i thought we were talking about scooby do?
1:Yah man, pass the bong...
2:Bong monkeys? i thought we were talking about scooby do?
1:Yah man, pass the bong...
by Jasey May 26, 2006
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When used in conversation, it means; "Why yes, that sounds like an amiable occurrence, old bean."
When used in conversation, it means; "Why yes, that sounds like an amiable occurrence, old bean."
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Get the Monkeys of funkyness mug.1. A particularly rambunctious and uncomfortable bowel movement. Normally exceptionally gaseous and a portent of diarrhea. The sensation that two or more monkeys are running around in your lower digestive tract and having a combination boxing match / political debate.
2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"
2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"
Damn, man! I ate the at India Chaat House for lunch yesterday and the whole afternoon I was dealin' with the Chonklit Monkeys.
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Dude, that ranch from arbys fucked up my stomach... caused me to blow sea monkies all afternoon. Damn Paul Newman.
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Since the keg is gone, a beer run is in order. The Keg Monkeys do NOT contribute to the beer run funds. Once the beer is gone, they will bounce. If they chose to hang around, fights will break out. BE WEARY OF THE KEG MONKEYS!
Since the keg is gone, a beer run is in order. The Keg Monkeys do NOT contribute to the beer run funds. Once the beer is gone, they will bounce. If they chose to hang around, fights will break out. BE WEARY OF THE KEG MONKEYS!
Michael: "WOW, who the FUCK invited those keg monkeys!?"
Favio: "Not sure, but they are finishing off the keg!"
Favio: "Not sure, but they are finishing off the keg!"
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