Mojave

(As in "mojave expiriment" done by windows.) A girl who is fake and superficial. All the girls hate her, all the guys think she's hot.

Keeton: Wow that chick is so hot.
Kait: Ew. She's so mojave. Seriously she should wipe that stupid bleachy smile off her face.
Keeton: Whatever I think she's hot.

by KaitWormKeziah December 23, 2008

mojave

Microsofts next generation operating system. Makes up for the failure of Vista.

Our productivity went up 300% once we upgraded to the new Windows Mojave.

by Diabeetus February 22, 2009

Mojave

The act or state of being incredibly hard and ready to be falached; used in describing the appearance of a person or their: penis, muscles, tits, clitoris, etc.

Ex 1: God dam girl your making me real mojave right now.
Ex 2: Hot dam, those bitches tits are so mojave.

by DJ Middleton April 26, 2009

mojambo

A word used to greet fellow coworkers and/or friends. If more than one friend is present, you can refer to them as jibjab.

ex. "Hi Jerry", Hey whats up "Mojambo, have you seen Jibjab?"

Mojambo- "Hi Jerry", Hey whats up "Mojambo, have you seen Jibjab?"

by J.F.Raldi October 13, 2016

mojarro

A lazy type of person who enjoys excessive video gaming

"Is Greg coming to the movie tonight?"

"No he's being a Mojarro."

by Docmcstuffins May 17, 2014

Mojammer

A sort of all purpose name for anything extreme.

That hurt like a mojammer!
You're dumb as a mojammer.
It's cold as a mojammer in here.
He kicked ass like a mojammer!

by beastlyluck June 11, 2006

Pull a Mojang

Selling your company to Microsoft without any regard for your customers. The company Mojang did this with their IP Minecraft - a voxel-based open world game that had a huge number of players.

Skype Pulled a Mojang a few years ago. Now, their client is absolute shit

To Pull a Mojang you have to be a heartless bastard of a CEO.

by Winter Charm September 17, 2014