when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!
by neil blisterhand! March 17, 2010
Get the miserable wank mug.The most miserable fuck you will ever meet. Miserable Dan always rushes his friends but makes everyone wait for him. It takes him 3 hrs to move 3 feet. He often bosses people but can never be bossed himself. The only time he's not miserable is when he's sleeping which rarely happens. He always thinks how he can get on the other side of the door. When he enters a place he finds 101 ways to exit. He somehow find a way to leave his own funeral early. He's Miserable Dan
Example #1
Henry what type of people are these!
Their miserable Dan's
Example #2
Its so nice to have all these people attend his funeral.
Wait the casket is empty
Henry what type of people are these!
Their miserable Dan's
Example #2
Its so nice to have all these people attend his funeral.
Wait the casket is empty
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tommy commited suicide as he couldn't handle just how small his penis was as he was the miserablest... (twas small)
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1. a person who appears to enjoy being depressed, esp a performer of or listener to gloomy music
adjective
2. of, resembling, or likely to be enjoyed by a miserabilist or miserabilists
1. a person who appears to enjoy being depressed, esp a performer of or listener to gloomy music
adjective
2. of, resembling, or likely to be enjoyed by a miserabilist or miserabilists
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