Ming

An awesome friend who is a GIRL (if you know what that is, NOT A BOY). Is often Chinese and can speak a heap of languages. Can be abusive sometimes if you get on her bad side, but mostly a nice and caring person. NOT A LIE. Never touch her hair or she'll go ninja style on you.

P.SCan get possessive over her food.
Ming killed the man who touched her hair and food.
by wolfiethewolf August 12, 2018
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Justin on the yr 12 trip "05"
Justin you stupid ming, hurry up and get on the boat you ming!
by Andy April 13, 2005
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Your mom ming.
by MingisGay September 03, 2018
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1. (noun) An unpleasant smell, usually of human origin
2. (verb) 1 to smell unpleasant
3. (verb) 2 to be extremely ugly

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1. What is that nasty ming?
2. Something mings in here.
3. I can't bear to look at you - you are utterly minging.
by Hugo Baron February 03, 2005
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Ugly disgusting rank.

Stems from the slang word of minge a womans genitalia which when not regularly washed or kept turns "mingeing" or shortened to "minging" and abused by all common people as an adjective to describe disgust and abject horror at something.
"i was like ... he was liek ... so i sed ... yeh whatever (makes w with hands) "minger" (turns w over making insulting m)"
by iexus March 09, 2005
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A scouse definition for a friendly insult. Generally can mean geek or looser.
that becca dwyer girl is a right ming
by tashmcev May 25, 2011
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A word from Bungie.net's off topic Flood Forum quickly growing in popularity. Originally a typo of Mind, and used in the context of "Prepare to have your ming blown," to much hilarious response.

Since then it has been used in place of Mind in "Mind = Blown", as some kind of superpowerful being (OBEY THE MING), and many other strange ways (Ming is Truth. Truth is Ming).

Might have potential for a real meme, or internet phenomena.
User 1: Prepare to have your ming blown!

User 2: Is that what they're calling it nowadays?

User 3: Ming?

User 4: I WANT A MING
by [REDACTED] February 06, 2011
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