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milf

1) Mom I'd like to fuck
2)Man/men I'd like to fuck
1) "Whoa, your mom is such a milf I'd bang her on this kitchen counter right now!!"

2)"Do you see all the milfs here!? Oh my god, they are all so hot, it's like I've died and gone to heaven!"

3)"I wish that milf over there would fuck me hard.."
by Befffffers January 2, 2008
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milf

This is basically the female version of the male word MILF:which means Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck. If a female names someone of the opposite gender a MILF it then means: Man I'd Like (to) Fuck.
I mean DAMN!!!!! Pllllleeeeaaaassssseeee tell me you saw that fine ass milf just walk out that door!!!
by LoVeLyReD November 10, 2009
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Milf

Milf is a lady that has a kid or kids and is rather attractive,a mother that you want to fuck the shit out of. A milf can be your best friends mother and be at an age of 30 to 55years old.
Wow did you see the milf in the frozen food isle!
by Klassen December 28, 2005
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MILF

A mother I'd like to F***
Did you see Gary's Mom?
Yeah, She's a MILF!
by X-Loveless_Demon-X December 16, 2008
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milf

MILF actually is an abbreviation of

Mom
I'd
Like to
Fuck.

It has soully developed from the film American Pie... and has now become a huge pornographic term, with many websites
"Yo, check that MILF out over there!
by adam_uk May 15, 2005
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Milf

by Just Shut Up March 8, 2009
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milf

a woman who publicly presents her small child, proving that she has fucked, and likes to fuck., and preferably has nice legs and no gut, big tits are also a very nice attribute. The non-presence of a male mate i.e. husband/boyfriend shows everyone that she is ready to ride.
"Dude, check that MILF out, I'm gonna' go talk to her and find out what's up!"
by BAM311 June 25, 2006
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