1. Used to describe yourself when you find people on the metro attractive
2. Someone who wants to have have sex with people they see on the metro; Someone who flirts with people on the metro
2. Someone who wants to have have sex with people they see on the metro; Someone who flirts with people on the metro
1. I was standing next to the cutest guy coming home on the metro today. I was so metrosexual.
2. I can't handle these metrosexuals before my coffee.
3. I had my headphones in and this metrosexual guy still wouldn't leave me alone.
2. I can't handle these metrosexuals before my coffee.
3. I had my headphones in and this metrosexual guy still wouldn't leave me alone.
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Another ridiculous, made-up, bullshit media label, which basically states that consumers believe the more they spend, the greater their contribution to the Earth -- and to their sense of inner peace.
Shopping as religion.
Consumer practice as a mainstreaming of Eastern religious values into an easily digestible, buyable form, rather like shopping your way to salvation.
Shopping as religion.
Consumer practice as a mainstreaming of Eastern religious values into an easily digestible, buyable form, rather like shopping your way to salvation.
"Phish heads who had to grow up and got stuck chained to a desk job became metrospiritual and reconnect with gayness via hybrid cars and tofurky brown bag lunches."
by Tara Rios November 24, 2005
Get the Metrospiritual mug.Typical a white, liberal male, who enjoys playing guitar and riding horses. Strictly against guns and loves wearing hipster clothing. Master of latin, and often enjoys the occational night out at nearby parks.
Wow, that metrosexual really loves horse-back riding and spending ridiculous amounts of money on strikingly similar guitars.
by ponytailman November 29, 2016
Get the Metrosexual mug.When a straight male with liberal political views shakes his ass on dudes in the club, but leaves with his girl the same night.
Also a straight male who dresses decent as fuck (drip), has several boys sleep over but also strictly fucks his chick.
Also a straight male who dresses decent as fuck (drip), has several boys sleep over but also strictly fucks his chick.
Randy was throwing it back on Leonard at the rockin’ club for almost 4 straight hours until Leonard’s pants had a sweat stain in between both pockets. However Randy still left with his main chick Hilda, but Leonard spent the night after having too many cosmos & glasses of wine. Randy is very much so Metrosexual.
by Pullinhoez October 6, 2020
Get the Metrosexual mug.college-educated but still lower income earning urbanites. ramen of course refers to Ramen noodles that people of this type are likely to still be buying.
by Ashley8484 January 8, 2009
Get the ramen metros mug.A closeted homosexual male who claims to be a metrosexual to try to make others less suspicious of their sexuality.Psuedo-Metrosexuals are always fairly feminine, but not always to the point where it's extreme but enough where if they came out it wouldn't really be surprizing.
Note: not all Metrosexuals are secretly gay.
Note: not all Metrosexuals are secretly gay.
Dave was scared people will suspect him of being gay so he told everyone he's a metrosexual. Everyone knows he's really a Psuedo-Metrosexual, but they don't want to make him feel bad.
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