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memphis meat tenderizer

When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.
I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!
by savages April 16, 2014
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Memphis Underground

☠ Memphis Underground:

Underground Gangsta Rap from Memphis, Tennessee consisting of gritty production, vulgar vocals, Horrorcore, devil shit, pimp shit, a Lo-Fi atmosphere, and synth instrumentals. The style arose in the mid→late 1980's. It began with D.J. Spanish Fly, and thrived in the 1990's with Triple 6 Mafia, Gimisum Family, Frayser Click, Street Smart Records, Playa Posse, Trauma Center Killaz, Orange Juice Clique, Graveyard Productions, Darkside Click, 187 Family, Big Pimping Productions, Willett Klick, Criminal Mafia, 1-9-6 Clique, The Family, The 2nd Family, North Memphis Playa Click, 2 Thick, 3.M.K. & many other artists.
The Memphis Underground scene consists of D.J. Spanish Fly, Tommy Wright III, D.J. Paul, Lord Infamous, Shawty Pimp, Yo Gottii, M.C. Money, Gangsta Gold, and many other rappers.
by -Melancholia- July 22, 2017
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Memphisto

This word means: He who makes the same mistakes over and over again. Commonly used in African voodoo this word means token of bad luck. Referring to people who die unfortunatly or fly of platforms.
It happened to him 3 times in a row, he's such a memphisto.
by blijekarper April 10, 2010
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memphis

A city located down south, full of gangs and drugs, Memphis is the city that started the word "crunk" and is also the place quickest to get your car took. Cities such as Dallas and Houston are obsolete compared to Memphis' crime rate.
by mista_nightmare September 7, 2003
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Memphis, TN

Not perfect, not terrible. Home of the blues and Elvis Presley, not country music. Makes a mean BBQ. MLK was shot there. Having southern hospitality is necessary if you want to live there. Mud Island and Beale Street are main attractions. Only place that votes Democrat in TN. Dangerous in some areas, but if you stay away from there a very interesting place to be. Sits on a huge fault line. Disease wiped out most of the population a while ago, causing this city the start over. President Obama came to speak to a high school there in 2011.
Man, I went to Memphis, TN for vacation.
Yeah, how was was it?

Cool, not like the stereotype. Didn't get mugged or anything. Real artsy.
by ^Grayson:Memphis~(Girl) June 20, 2011
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Memphis

One of the coolest cities in the South. Gets a bad rep for crime, gangs, and drugs. Has a lot of history but not a lot of money to maintain it. Memphis has great food and an awesome music scene. Memphis is pretty liberal in that it's very accepting of people from all walks of life, unlike many cities in the South. come to Memphis to see where MLK got shot and the things he did to help Memphians and Elvis' home

also home to the best NBA team, GO GRIZZ
"I just got back from Memphis!"
"What did you do??"
"Ate some delicious bbq, saw some great bands, and watched a shooting"
"cool"
by GritnGrind September 2, 2013
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Memphis, TN

Memphis is a ghetto, 93% black part of Tennessee, that has the highest crime rate in the nation. More homocides, rapes, theft, & kidnappings happen in areas such as the Mall of Memphis, & Orange Mound than anywhere else in the United States. Memphis is the city where "Crunk" was first used. It is the most populated city in Tennessee, & the only one that votes democrat. There are many attractions to visit such as Mud Island, Graceland, Beale Street, The Memphis Zoo, the Memphis in May Festival, & the National Civil Rights Museum, but it is recommended you bring mace, because you are likely to get shot by a Blood, Vice Lord, or Crip member, because all three operate their southern gang heaquarters in Memphis.
by Steven March 9, 2005
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