melt

head or face usually with a baseball cap mounted on it.

haw you ya heavynuggetheed all stove your melt in.

by David Inch June 4, 2005

melt

The process by which frozen spunk of a wise man turns into the runny spunk of a wise man !

Heat it up good Big E !!!!!!!!

by Handz Sproggen March 18, 2003

melts

Attractive females/males

Me and my boys went to the football game to check out melts.

by reysa09 November 13, 2009

melt

to be embarrased that you want to disappear like from solid to liquid

When my friend pointed out that I passed gas, I just wanted to melt.

by asilanoM January 17, 2011

Melting Pearls

It is the process of ejaculation onto your own stomach. The resulting mess resembles a pearl melting.

I may be a little late for the party, I'm busy melting pearls at the moment.

by Starxy June 14, 2015

melted candle

the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down.

oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? She looks like a melted candle.

by Two ton Tess January 13, 2008

melted snowman

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.

Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.

by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022