I was going to sleep with Jessica, but ol' girl had some beat up meat curtains. (This is usually followed by a frown, or if you are typing, use :\ or ;( to show dissatisfaction with said vagina.)
by Zachariah Non Prolificus June 17, 2008
Get the Beat Up Meat Curtainsmug. by Jymmetry November 7, 2016
Get the Purple Meat Curtainmug. 69% of women suffer from abnormally large labias, also known as meat curtains. While it can be considered rare and sexy among some cultures, it is often looked down upon as an imperfection. June 14 is a day to remember and honor the beloved love lips. End the stigma, let the flaps fly.
“Tanya, you have a meat curtain, right? Are you doing anything to celebrate Meat Curtain Remembrance Day on June 14?”
“Yes! I’m slicing a piece off and donating it to a local food pantry!”
“Yes! I’m slicing a piece off and donating it to a local food pantry!”
by True_X_Blue June 16, 2024
Get the Meat Curtain Remembrance Daymug. by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021
Get the Meat curtainsmug. The act of pissing in her vagina followed by 3 good pumps with your penis pushing the urine out causing her labia to glisten.
Man that Amy is a nasty thot. She loves the Meat curtain sauce toss. I almost vomit each time we do it.
by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023
Get the Meat curtain sauce tossmug. Very large pussy flaps
by Italic February 5, 2018
Get the Meat Curtainsmug. A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"
by Bacon lover April 21, 2013
Get the Melbourne meat curtainmug.