Maximus

An incredibly cool, awesome or deck teenage male.

He macs all the bitches! What a maximus!

by Pirate King Maximus April 26, 2004

penis maximus

A rather large penis

hey baby, vaant to see my penis maximus?

i got the cleanest, meanest, penis maximus, ya never seen this stroke of genius

by alvinsanity June 11, 2006

Flattus Maximus

Flattus Maximus is a red faced guitar god in the band GWAR. Flattus is the lead guitarist in GWAR. His outfit consists of two triceratops on his shoulders, a green cloth to cover his areas, his killer footwear, a red mask, and of course, his customized green (sometimes uses red) ESP LTD MH400 guitar.

Womb With a View and Bring Back the Bomb are great examples of Flattus Maximus shredding on guitar.

by Treavor June 15, 2008

maximus

one who is superior and great one demand respect

my name is mathew maximus

by Jeff Taylor February 13, 2004

Maxinus

-an extremely compelling disease that was originally found in the Armenia spider. Victims find themselves unable to control their very whims, and often find themselves embarrassing themselves in trying to impress a certain someone.

"A man proclaimed his want to go with Mexeen to the homecoming dance man, he must have Maxinus."

by icebrotha December 13, 2014

fagimus maximus

A person who towers of the levels of "douchebag" and "motherfucker" Extrememley conceded and full of themself

Night of many beam and cokes and stupid friends results to adam being a fagimus maximus

by J.R. Starr June 5, 2008

Albinus Maximus

Albinus maximus, is the Messiah of the religion Sylt!

They say he will return one day to see the fruits of his loins.

They say his puns are legendary!

All praise the one and only, Albinus Maximus!

by Doggii64 January 19, 2018