Matias

A Matias is a person who seems like his name is Matias. Matias's can range from cool dudes to tryhards to rly fckin weird. But more often than not, a Matias is gröding harder thought possible

*Matias try harding at ping pong*
"Wowww, Matias you're such a fuckin matias fr tho"

by stubaOG January 25, 2022

Matias

A man who gets no bitches (real), can't rhyme orange with banana, and blocks everyone he knows due to his addiction to drugs

Matias go get some bitches

by Matias hater 12 April 5, 2022

Matias

Alternatives include: Mattinand, Mattentino, Matthanuel, Mattington, Mattholemew, Matticus, Mattimilian, Mattentine, Mattovanni, and ofc

Matidarsagene Autotemcel Injection

Not, in fact, a soccer player but a reluctant connoisseur of Vivzipop media and a raging dyslexic.

Definitely one of the best people you can get to know

“Hi dad. This is Matias, he likes transformers.”

by Beth the root veg September 18, 2025

Matias

Simply the goat

"Hey you know Matias"

"Yeah, he dates my dad"

by Spectrumify November 20, 2023

Matias

Very intelligent guy (cap), many girls like him, though he chooses to ignore it due to his lack of rizz. Has a good career and leads a very balanced life. Typically, a Matias will also not live with his dad, resulting in a very schizophrenic young man. Obsessed with goth girls.

Matias is a very skinny guy, he can't even bench 275lbs / 125kg unlike his very short but beautiful italian friend.

by RandyXYT September 4, 2023

Matias

Gay boy niggahater

Matias does not like the africans

by Diarelem September 18, 2023

Matias

A very handsome young man that gets Hella pussy, such a nice person that he is celebrated all around the world on august 17

"Aye that's Matias right there, he get all the hoes"

by Pussygetter1000 August 17, 2023