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masterbatoria

Masterbatoria: Plural for masterbatorium. A chain of public baths; special massage parlors, stalls at the bus station, seats in an adult theater are some examples
They operate a chain of masterbaroria around the country.
She meet her friend for lunch and takes her to the hotel Ritz, her favorite of all masterbatoria.
The shower rooms of colleges are masterbatoria.
by Lloyd Winburn April 21, 2007
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masterbatory

The art of masterbating. Hot enough to masterbate about.
Dude look at that chick, shes very masterbatory!
by Mike Rotch July 21, 2003
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masterfaker

a person who has fooled everyone into thinking they are someone they aren't. Usually with lies and manipulations.

One who has convinced all others they are a saint but you know the truth.
My boyfriend is a masterfaker, he acts all proper around me but when he's not with me, he's drunk and hanging all over other women.
by popcornpopper November 12, 2010
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emo masterbater

Someone so emo they cut themselves while masterbating and use the blood as lube.
by svensterama December 3, 2014
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The lonely masterbater

When your irrational fan base immediately masturbate when they hear your name. Even after your failed career.
Chad heard the name Jimmer in the produce section, now those apples have a protein glaze and he is know as "the lonely masterbater."
by Bman88 April 8, 2019
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Masterbrake

Taking a quick 5-10 minute brake from an online game for the sole purpose of masturbation
dude after this raid I have to take a masterbrake
by M.C. Hamper November 14, 2011
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Masterbaiter

Masterbaiter = Me
by Ƥapi October 10, 2018
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