chocolate mashed potatoes

When a male is giving anal sex and the female begins to take a dump. The shit will come out and resemble chocolate mashed potatoes.

Dude i totally fucked that girl in the ass and it hurt her so much. she started screaming and got revenge by making her famous chocolate mashed potatoes.

by Rawrsorz January 24, 2010

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creamy mashed potatoes

Your significant other deficates and you ejaculate into it. Then your significant other mixes it together and eats it.

Last night I made Jill eat some creamy mashed potatoes

by C-PIG April 04, 2008

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Mashed Potato Face

The facial attributes like that of a potato. Plain, broad, and forgettable.

Taylor's mashed potato face is a shame, but he has the body to make up for it.

by Pittsburgh Slim April 21, 2008

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mashed potato banana

100% of our DNA

"Man, that Lachy fuck is such a mashed potato banana,"
"50% of us is banana, 50% of us is potato, that fuck is a total mashed potato banana"

by Mashed Potato Bananananananana July 21, 2017

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mashed potato sandwich

A euphemism for someone or something that is fucked up.

Leroy's ears burned with humiliation when he read his grade("D-")and the professor's comments("You are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not graduate for this university!") on his essay entitled: NASCAR, a metaphor of hope for the 21st century.

by harry flashman August 20, 2003

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