Mar

A replacement for the words “eat” “food” or “meal”

I went to Taco Bell last night at midnight so I could mar.

by Andy Spokaphsky June 1, 2020

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Mars

either a big red ball in space or a chocolate candy bar

im gonna blow op mars.

by pimopodius September 23, 2022

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Mars is one of the most loving people you could find. They’re extraordinary in their own way and make everyone smile, they may seem cold at first but once you get to know them, they will seem warmer and warmer every day. They’re the life of a party and while they’re a great friend they’re an even better lover, gentle but with a hint of horny thoughts. They care for you more than you could know and will do anything to lighten up your mood. They’re a keeper and you should hold onto them, it’s easy to fall in love with mars but hard to let go. I love you mars, to the moon and back.

“ I saw mars in a shop today! “

“really? me too! mars lightened up my mood! “

by antospre November 20, 2021

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mars is an amazing person. even if they struggle with their own problems, they always come through. they do their best to help others while still taking care of themselves and they are so good at giving advice. they’ll never let you suffer alone. such an amazing friend and person. really funny too. though they are the “parent friend”, they also know how to have fun. also, they love math. they’ll do your math homework in a heartbeat. don’t let them consume lactose tho ☝️

“don’t let mars with the spoon alone, you know what happened last time”

by niko_nova November 20, 2021

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