ghetto married

When you've been living with somone (boyfriend or girlfriend) for years but not yet married

They've been living together for 5 years and never got married, but they're totally ghetto married anyway.

by choosehappy November 21, 2010

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being married

the #1 cause of divorce

divorced guy: my wife divorced me
other guy: you should’ve never gotten married

divorved guy: oh yeah ig being married does cause divorce

by bbc lover69420 August 12, 2021

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post-married

Adj. Describes someone in the process of getting a divorce. Not exactly married, and not exactly single, either.

In his post-married life, Nestor was reluctant to date anyone, lest his soon-to-be-ex-wife or her lawyer get wind of it.

by M. Carnauba December 26, 2008

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When you are married by default, as any similarly aged people of opposite gender must be if a Jewish grandmother is involved in the decision making. Its like an arranged marriage, without the actual marriage.

Oh, him? We are basically jewish married. My grandmother decided it the first time she met him, even though we've never dated.

by AK_Jew March 23, 2011

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spiritually married

A term meaning your married in spirit or in the spirit of marriage.

Put bluntly you have taken your marriage vow, held a ceremony, gone before some kind of spiritual leader, etc. But not legally signed nor leagally bound to your "spouse.

This has been used by many people including:
#The lgbt community (prior prop 8)
#polyamorous
#bigamist
#Polygamist

# people not wanting or unable to commit in a legal binding way.

"Well my wife is legally married to me but my second wife (sister wife) is spiritually married to me"

by Theamazinggeek May 7, 2018