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Markus is a synonym for a autistic black man with a huge schlong
"Look at that big black man with a huge cock! He is such a Markus"
"I want to be a Markus
Markus by Robogamer09090909 May 9, 2023
Usually a smart and quiet person. They’re the type of person that goes unnoticed around others but when you’re with them they’re outgoing and funny.
Markus by GripperSniffer June 17, 2023
This man gets all the hoes, bitches, women, trannys, latinas, snowbunnies, asians, and anything with any feminine characteristics. This man has a large cock (10+ Inches) and everyone wants to be him. He gets the respect of anyone who is lucky enough to cross him.
OMG Markus!!! I want to slob on your knob! How do you last long enough to get through the entire female population???!!!!
Markus by pimpniggalord696969 November 19, 2023
A man who loves his cousin and wants to be with her 24/7 because she makes him feel alive oh man how he loves her
i markus my cousin
Markus by Savageboii23 March 12, 2024
Someone who is a grassy no fun blud
"Hey guys I'm not gonna play that free game" "YOU MARKUS ARE A NO FUN DIDDLY AHH GRASSY NO FUN BLUHHH"
Markus by Diddybluhh October 25, 2025
Markús is the single most beautiful man on the planet, he is kind trust worthy and is the absolute best material for a relationship. They are the best husbands. They are very sexy and easily likeable. He is a lady's man and can easily attract women with his amazing sense of humor. He is not a playboy, but rather a trusty guy. He loves to make friends, he is the kindest person in the world.
Markús is the best volleyball player.
Markús is so kind to everyone.
Markús is very trustworthy and a good friend.