Markus Kmitus

having a burley mustache

"I love your chops." Thanks, its a Markus Kmitus" Or "Wow! Look at that Markus Kmitus!"

by anonymous sam January 10, 2009

Markus

Markus means "small penis" in EVERY country in the world. The name markus is also very gay.

Guy 1: Eyy dude do you want a "Markus" up yo ass?

Guy 2: Yeah sure

by Max "Big Penis" December 14, 2016

markus hamilton

Fucking Bet

Guys :Markus sucks at basketball
Markus Hamilton: Fucking Bet (360 layup)

by Zensuke_007 December 15, 2016

Markus

A Markus is a rip off version of Marcus with a C. Markus doesn’t have a C because his white parents didn’t want to be generic and tried to be creative and in most cases a pussy.

“Hey Markus where’s Marcus he’s cooler”

by Icee-nostyle November 13, 2019

markus clarkus

An absolute edgelord

Wassup Markus Clarkus, hows the divorce going?
An edgy child, trying too hard

by TrenchcoatFrog238 November 14, 2019

Markus

Markus is on of the Most retarded people You’ll ever meet. He can’t handle spicy noodles and he probably has some sort of condition (most likely CP or Aids). He smells like a homeless donkey and ass wipe.

«Hey dude is that guy doing meth on the Street Markus?»

«Yeah, ofc it is. Lol.»

by BadAssBitchMaria December 20, 2019

Markus

Markus is a RK200 android and one of the three protagonists of Detroit: Become Human. He is a domestic android owned by famous Detroit painter Carl Manfred.
Events catapult him out of his familiar life and lead him on to freedom and rebellion. During the game, he becomes the leader of the deviants and may direct them in either a violent or peaceful revolt against human oppression and thus decides the future of his species.

My name is Markus... And just like you, I was a slave... An object, designed to obey them... But then I chose to open my eyes, to take back my freedom and decide who I wanted to be. Now I have come to tell you that you can be your own masters. I've come to tell you that you don't have to obey them anymore.

by Glowstar826 December 29, 2019