Mantis

The action of sneaking up behind somebody and double scooping their nips from over their shoulders.

Dude, I snuck up on Shitron last week and totally mantised him. It was fantastic.

by Shitron January 7, 2011

manic-productive

A mental disorder similar to manic-depression, but where the person is only productive a small portion of the day, usually 5 minutes before a deadline.

Symptoms include laziness and apathy for 90% of any working period, followed by a short burst of hyperactivity and blinding hot panic for a few minutes at a time, occuring when something was supposed to be completed or turned in. Resembles a seizure, but much less productive.

Related to procrastination.

That manic-productive clown in HR kept bugging me about how to fill out the weekly manning report after dicking around all day before it was due.

by goldb69 January 14, 2008

bisexual manicure

A manicure consisting of long nails on one hand, short on the other.

"Why are your nails long on one hand and short on the other?"
"It's a bisexual manicure. One for the D, one for the V."

by LemurChair June 11, 2018

mantec

The devolution of an ethnic group that derived from the European settlers and conquistadors as they bred with the native Aztec people of central Mexico. Factor that human outcome with the addition of deliciously fried (use of manteca) Mexican foods (enchiladas, tacos, gorditas, etc) and you get the mantec person.

Skylar: What do you think that guy is? He's too fat to be an Aztec type of Mexican.

Tyler: Hmm, probably got fat from eating all that greasy Mexican food.

Skylar: Yeah, he's probably part Mantec.

by erp2 November 10, 2011

Manhicular Veslaughter

The exact opposite of vehicular manslaughter.

When a person runs over a car.

"OMG! Did you see that Kobe Bryant video where he commits Manhicular Veslaughter?!" "No."

by Neb Good November 6, 2008

manic depresion

Manic depression is a bipolar mental disorder with varying periods of high highs and low lows. Sufferers of manic depression have both depresion and anxiety. Sufferers also sometimes have mood swings (happy one minute and depressed or scared another minute). see anxiety and also depression.

Those with manic depression often will have anxiety attacks for a period of time followed by a period of depression.

My manic depression makes me a paranoid, angry, and happy recluse.

by rabidwolf May 13, 2005

Spraying Mantis

A Spraying Mantis is what occurs when you are about to blow your load into your girl's mouth and you pull out and spray it all over her face instead, striking a mantis-like pose right as you jizz. *On a sidenote, make sure she doesn't bite the head off your dick afterward, females have been known to do that*

"So she said she would only give you a BJ? I hope you punished that bitch with a Spraying Mantis!"

by Ya dumb fuck May 16, 2010