One-man-spit-roast

When your dick is so big you fuck someone in the ass and it comes out their mouth (or vice versa).

“I one-man-spit-roasted a chick this weekend. Just call me Vlad the Impaler.”

by Dio.jefe August 16, 2023

one man floor plan

A public restroom with only one toilet.

I hate this bar because you always have to wait in line for the bathroom. That's the major disadvantage of a one man floor plan.

by xenosapien September 12, 2013

One Man Army Pose

The dubstep act of 1 man stuffing an armies worth of military might into a woman’s vagina and making them all fire at the same time.

Bro I totally one man army pose’d her last night

by DankMan36k October 26, 2019

One-Man Leap Frog

This one is for people that don't like to share or play with others. Usually leap frog consists of people jumping over one another with the ultimate goal of reaching the front. In one man leap frog, the anus is exposed and the goal is to jump into yourself, in effect, you are trying to get your male member inside yourself.

Luis played one-man leap frog and got himself stuck. Now he can't sit down.

by Talent Show coordinator April 20, 2009

The One Man Fuck Up

is the one friend who fucks up everything your friend group does and ruins the entire Fucking Experience for evryone. They are also the most retarded, autistic peices of shits in the world.These peoples name consist of. Will, Bob, Jeff or Jeffery, Mark, Luke, And Eric. Watch out for these people ladies and gents this people will ruin your life.

Mark shoplifts and you guys get arrested

"Jesus Mark Your The One Man Fuck Up

by Gibbys are not gay December 19, 2019

One man popsicle stand

The deed of one dude freezing his dick and having a huge orgy with 5 or more different girls. All five girls at the same time suck thy bros dick to get it defrosted. Once that is completed the dude then closes up shop by giving all girls a special creamy facial. His dick will be so out of commission that he has to wait until next summer to open shop back up.

Guy1 -Yo Johnny guess what I just had?

Guy2- What?

Guy1- You know Latasha, BritAny, Latoya, Lafonda, and Lakisha, and Corney?

Guy2- Ya

Guy1- One man popsicle stand all I gotta say

Guy 2- oooooo best mayne deeds

by rowdy cowboy6912 January 2, 2011

One man Russian roulette

Suiside. There is a 100% chance that the first person killed will be the only person playing.

"I am very unhappy, perhaps I'll play a game of one man Russian roulette.

by Toxicancerbean July 22, 2016