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Bernie Mac

Shrek just fucked me so hard i feel like Bernie Mac.
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Big Mac Shit Attack

The consuming of a Big Mac from McDonald's, and shitting it out in a diarrhea-ish manner later on that day, or the first thing next morning.
Ketchup: (yelling into the bathroom) Hey Beef whats taking so long?

Beef: Oh I just had a Big Mac man!

Ketchup: And?

Beef: Its coming out of my ass right now, and I only had it a while ago! I'm having (yet another) Big Mac Shit Attack!

Ketchup: Ouch. I feel bad for the toilet after this one.

Beef: Yeah, me too.
by RogueMan7 January 7, 2008
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big mac

The act of a woman pleasuring three men simultaneously, one in each of her orifices. The word MAC being an acronym for mouth, arse and cunt.
I invited two friends round last night to help Big Mac the wife.
by dirtyangel September 6, 2007
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big mac

The delicious burger served only at McDonalds.
Its usualy the meal #1 on the menu.
I used to eat like three to four of these a day. My friends didnt want me to have a heat attack like the doctors told me I was going to within a year if i did not stop, so they submited for rehab. I got help for my addiction and now i eat only one a week.
Anybody who is a big mac addict like myself will tell you "its the sauce man, its in the sauce" that stuff is just so damn good!
Black woman at register: Cani helpyoo

Me: yeah I need a number one one large, and three more big macks, just the sandwich on those.

Black woman: (presses buttons seemingly at random for a while).... ThatL be sevun fowrty won

Me: how much?

Black woman: sevun fowty wun!
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CJ: how many big macs did you just eat?
Me: three
Will: you need help man
CJ: its for your own good
Me: there just so good you know
by JayMac September 21, 2005
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big mac

a form of super laxitive that causes explosive ejection of the colon resulting in death
what happened to jimmy?

he had a big mac and shit his brains out :(
by dildo mcdillington August 14, 2008
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Bro Mac

The smaller brother (bro) of the McDonald's Big Mac. Instead of ordering the more expensive Big Mac ($3.25) spring for the Bro Mac which consists of the following: Double cheese burger off the dollar menu, add lettuce, add Big Mac sauce. This puts your Bro Mac at roughly around $1.60. Sure, it may not have the sesame seed bun, but it's still just as satisfying.
-"Yo after seeing that Big Mac commercial, I got the jonesn' for one of them jawns, but I'm running low on cash!!"

-"No worries man well swing by McD's and grab a Bro Mac, same stuff just mad cheaper!"
by BUMP11 April 28, 2009
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Big Mac

Someone whos very fat, and very short e.g. looks like a big mac.
Someone who loves McDonalds and Big Macs.
Some combination of or all of the above
Did you see E. Kapusta? He's such a big mac!
by Da Khaliva March 23, 2013
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